KARL ROMINGER - Jerry Sandusky's lawyer that says he was "just teaching the boys basic hygiene skills" in the shower - STOP TALKING!

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This lawyer is the DOUCHE OF THE DECADE. MAYBE MILLENIUM! Maybe Jerry Sandusky's lawyers should stop talking to the press for a while. Karl Rominger, a Carlisle, Pa. lawyer who recently joined the accused child molester's defense team, says Jerry Sandusky may have showered with boys to teach them "basic hygiene skills." "Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills," Rominger told WHTM-TV on Tuesday. "Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body." [NYDailyNews]