Police Arrested a Man Who Told Kids Santa Wasn't Real

Last week, a 24-year-old man was arrested at a Christmas parade in Ontario, Canada . . . for telling a bunch of kids SANTA WASN'T REAL.  The man was TECHNICALLY arrested for public intoxication . . . but we know the real reason. [Toronto Star]

Scientists Confirm That We Like Listening to Holiday Songs for a While . . . Then We Start to Hate Them

Science has confirmed what you already knew about holiday music:  When we first start hearing it this time of year, we like it.  But then our enjoyment level reaches a peak . . . and starts to go down as it gets on our nerves.  The stress of the holidays also adds to our annoyance level. [NBC News]

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