Last week, a 24-year-old man was arrested at a Christmas parade in Ontario, Canada . . . for telling a bunch of kids SANTA WASN'T REAL. The man was TECHNICALLY arrested for public intoxication . . . but we know the real reason. [Toronto Star]
Science has confirmed what you already knew about holiday music: When we first start hearing it this time of year, we like it. But then our enjoyment level reaches a peak . . . and starts to go down as it gets on our nerves. The stress of the holidays also adds to our annoyance level. [NBC News]
After University of Colorado in Boulder and Colorado Springs creates segregated "gun dorms" for students with concealed-carry permits, there's already a waiting list to get in. Just kidding, 0 students have applied.
State-controlled Long Island Power Authority to customers: Here's your bill for the electricity you didn't have for two weeks after Sandy, because this is New York so you can go f**k yourselves (for which you'll be billed, taxed and surcharged)