On Sunday, at 1:08 A.M., a 22-year-old in Ohio was arrested for a DUI.  He was processed and released within an hour.  Then he got RIGHT BACK into his car . . . and was pulled over and arrested again.  Because of the time change, that second arrest ALSO happened at exactly 1:08 A.M. (The Smoking Gun

 

Black Friday is Starting Even Earlier This Year . . . Walmart Will Start Its Discounts at 8:00 P.M. on Thanksgiving

Last year, Walmart opened at 10:00 P.M. on Thanksgiving for Black Friday.  Other stores responded by shifting their openings to midnight, and Toys "R" Us even moved their opening to 9:00 P.M.  That competition is about to start again this year . . . since Walmart just announced they're opening at 8:00 P.M. on Thanksgiving.  (Yahoo News)

 

Ariel Winter's Mom Claims She Caught Ariel in Bed With Her 18-Year-Old Boyfriend

The mother of "Modern Family" actress ARIEL WINTER says all this custody chaos started because she tried to come between 14-year-old Ariel and her 18-year-old boyfriend.  Supposedly, she caught them messing around in bed and broke it up, then went to the cops.  But TMZ says she didn't file a police report against the boyfriend until five days AFTER she lost custody of Ariel. (TMZ)

 

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