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Lindsay Lohan made a hysterical plea for help to her father, as she claimed she was being kidnapped by Dina Lohan, screaming, "Dad, she's on cocaine.  She's like touching her neck, and s**t" ... and TMZ has obtained audio of the conversation. TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay and Dina got into a ballistic argument after leaving a NYC club at 4 AM.  The two were in a limo which was going to Dina's Long Island house. During Lindsay's conversation, Lindsay tells her dad the fight ignited over money.  Lindsay says she gave her mom $40,000 because Dina claimed she needed it to save her home from foreclosure.  Nonetheless, Lindsay wanted her money back, and that's when fireworks erupted. Lindsay told her dad, "She's saying disgusting things to me ... I'm dead to her now." Lindsay says her mom is calling her "nuts." During the conversation, you hear Lindsay tell her dad, "This is what you do.  You ruin people," and then turns her anger back toward Dina ... adding, "She's like the f**king devil right now." TMZ has the audio of the phone call, and if you need more evidence that this is the most dysfunctional family ever click here. [TMZ]

Another fight breaks out after a soccer game in Greece

Greece Police have charged a couple from Hilton after they allegedly went after another couple at a soccer game at Greece Arcadia High School on Tuesday night. Police say that 54 year old Paul Siclaire and 42 year old Sherrie Siclaire are both facing harassment charges. It's alleged that Sherrie Siclaire grabbed a woman and pushed her and that Paul Siclaire jumped on a man and tackled him. Police say all four people are from the Hilton area.  The Siclaire's were released pending another day in court. There were no serious injuries. [WHAM 1180]

Webster Thomas teacher named '2013 New York State Teacher Of The Year'

A Webster Thomas High School Social Studies teacher has been named New York’s Teacher of the Year. The New York State Board of Regents announced Wednesday afternoon that Gregory Ahlquist has been named the 2013 New York State Teacher of the Year. Ahlquist has been teaching in Webster for 12 years. He currently teaches advanced placement world history and European history courses. "Teachers like Gregory Ahlquist give selflessly to their students and communities everyday," Commissioner John King said. "Great teachers help make great students, and Gregory Ahlquist is one of those great teachers." [WHAM 1180]

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