According to a survey by British researchers, the average family makes $62,701 a year and has two kids.  Here are 10 other facts on the average family:     

#1.)  They drive two cars . . . and one of them is a blue Ford.

#2.)  There are three cell phones in the house . . . and three laptops.   

#3.)  The kids go to bed at 8:10 P.M. and the grown-ups go to bed at 11:23 P.M.

#4.)  They wake up at 6:45 A.M. during the week . . . and 7:44 A.M. on weekends.

#5.)  They argue FIVE times a day . . . twice over what to watch on television. 

#6.)  They watch five hours and 15 minutes of television a day . . . mostly kid's shows.

#7.)  They spend $130.96 a week on food shopping.   

#8.)  They spend two hours and 55 minutes of quality time together each day.

#9.)  The family eats out twice a week.

#10.)  Each month, they have one day trip . . . two walks . . . two trips to visit family or friends . . . and one family bike ride.

(Daily Mail)

Pizza Hut Will Give You Free Pizza For Life . . . If You Ask the Presidential Candidates About Pizza On Live TV

Next Tuesday, the presidential candidates are doing a town hall-style debate in New York where people in the crowd can ask them questions.  And Pizza Hut is offering FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE if you make it into the crowd, get on the mic, and ask the candidates if they prefer sausage or pepperoni on their pizza. (Gawker / MarketWatch) 

A Man Sells His Cheating Girlfriend's Radiohead Tickets . . . and Gets Invited To Hang Out With Aaron Paul From "Breaking Bad" as a Result

On Tuesday, a guy in London posted an ad offering two tickets at face value for last night's RADIOHEAD concert there.  He explained how they were originally for his girlfriend and her friend . . . but he found out she'd been CHEATING on him for three years, so he wanted two attractive females to go with.  AARON PAUL from "Breaking Bad" heard about it, and invited the dude to hang out at the show. (Gawker)

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Local news crew films high school student being bullied as they interview him... about bullying.

TSA agents to woman dying of leukemia: we'll need you to pull up the bandages holding your feeding tubes and open one of those bags of fluid they're pumping into you.

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The ten best items on the McDonald's menu that you cannot find in America.

Stevie Nicks: "I would kill Nicki Minaj".

Is Honey Boo Boo today's Shirley Temple? Rosie O'Donnell thinks so.

A look at how TLC went from science and learning to the dumping ground for society's dregs.

You're pitching your product on QVC and the host collapses, do you: A) keep on selling? B) keep on selling? C) keep on selling?