Frances Bean responds to her mom.....perfectly

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Earlier this week, COURTNEY LOVE went on Twitter and announced that she's heard DAVE GROHL had SEX with her 19-year-old daughter FRANCES BEAN.  Well, Frances released a statement....and well, it's great.  She says, quote, "While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn.  I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way.  I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy.  Twitter should ban my mother." [spinner.com]

If you cheat on your taxes, you probably do other bad stuff too

Before you cheat on your taxes this weekend, know this:  It's a slippery slope to becoming EVIL.  A new survey found that people who cheat on their taxes are also more likely to lie on a resume, illegally claim unemployment, take credit for someone else's work, park in handicapped spots, AND believe they're more attractive and more important than other people . . . including their kids.  (DDB.com)

Facebook let's you download even more of your own info

Facebook today revealed it is expanding the data it provides you via its own Download Your Information tool. Facebook says it also plans to add more categories of your data to the tool sometime in the future.  [Read the full story at ZDNet]

Apple's Flashback malware remover is now live

Apple  released an integrated tool to remove Flashback, malware designed to steal user information that was found to be present in more than half a million machines just last week.  [Read the full story at CNET]

Almost 900 students accidently got informed they were accepted to UCLA

Hundreds of high school seniors believing they'd soon be UCLA Bruins received a massive letdown this week when the university informed them their acceptance letters were sent by accident. UCLA told 894 high school students last weekend that they were admitted to the highly-competitive campus. Those students actually remain on the school's waiting list, according to officials.  [KTLA]

The Burger King Bacon Sundae. So good, you'll give up Atheism.

Breaking news: Zimmerman buys $79.84 worth of items from jail store.

Civil "rule of law" abiding Mike Tyson weighs in on George Zimmerman: "It's a disgrace he hasn't been shot yet".

Woman hires female private eye to see if her boyfriend would cheat on her. Turns out he would. He's now dating the female private eye. Don't laugh. These are all terrible, terrible people.

Matt Groening: "I never said Springfield [from 'The Simpsons'] was in Oregon; I said Springfield was the name of my sled".

One good thing about Seth MacFarlane occupying so much of Fox's schedule? His Flintstones reboot has been delayed indefinitely.