Whitney Houston was found face down in the tub....and it sounds like there was cocaine residue

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WHITNEY HOUSTON'S full autopsy report was released yesterday.  Here's what we've learned from it . . .First of all, Whitney was found FACE DOWN in the tub by her personal assistant, who had just returned from running some errands.  It was the assistant who suggested Whitney take a bath, because she was complaining of a sore throat.  It sounds like there was indeed evidence of cocaine in the room.  The report says there was, quote, "a small spoon with a white crystal like substance in it and a rolled up piece of white paper" on the bathroom counter.

And in a bathroom drawer, investigators also found, quote, "remnants of a white powdery substance and a portable mirror on a base . . . and more remnants of a white powdery substance" on the bottom of that base.  Officials also found, quote, "a plethora of prescription medication bottles, prescribed to [Whitney], multiple blister packs and a loose tablet."  When she was found, Whitney had a bloody nose . . . and the autopsy revealed, quote, "perforation of posterior nasal septum."  (--Which we can reasonably assume was from cocaine use.)

The report states, quote, "[Whitney] possibly overdosed on a narcotic substance, prescription medications, over the counter medications and alcohol."

Here's something else Whitney had:  BREAST IMPLANTS.  The size was 230cc.  It's not clear how big they were in, like, bra size terms.  As we heard last month, Whitney's official cause of death was DROWNING . . . but heart disease and cocaine use were listed as contributing factors.

(You can see all the paperwork . . . along with a diagram of everything they found on Whitney's body . . . at TheSmokingGun.com.)

A teacher's aide in Michigan was fired because she wouldn't let the school district access her Facebook profile

She posted a picture last year on her private page from her home computer of a co-worker wearing pants around the ankles and a pair of shoes. A parent who is friends with the elementary school teacher saw the pic and told school officials. The district insisted that they look at her private Facebook page and she refused. They put her on paid administrative leave, then they suspended her and stopped paying her. There's a new law being pushed that would make it illegal for employers to require employees to turn over their social networking account info. [DailyMailUK]

 

A visibly upset Lance Armstrong ignored his daughter as she tried to give him a medal

And it was all caught on video.  Lance Armstrong, a seven-time Tour de France champion, was seventh in the Memorial Hermann 70.3 Ironman triathlon in Galveston. After being passed in the final yards for sixth, the exhausted Armstrong bypassed his own daughter who was trying to give him his finishing medal. [USAToday]

 

oh gross! After fathering son Tripp, who is 3 now, with ex-fiancee Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston is going to be a dad again! 

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The mom-to-be is Sunny Oglesby, Johnston's girlfriend of over one year; TMZ first broke news that Oglesby, a 20-year-old teacher who now lives in his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, was expecting. [MSNBC]

Green Day will deliver Guns N' Roses' induction speech at the 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on April 14 in Cleveland

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Red Hot Chili Peppers will be inducted by Chris Rock, while Public Enemy's Chuck D will welcome the Beastie Boys. [NME]

Jack White released a limited-edition single by helium balloon from his Third Man Records label headquarters in Nashville

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The track is called "Freedom at 21". The song is from White's upcoming debut solo album, "Blunderbuss," which drops April 21st. Jack and his pals at Third Man filled 1,000 blue balloons approximately two feet in diameter with helium, attached flexi-discs and released them into the sky. Jack described the stunt as "an experiment exploring nontraditional forms of record distribution and a way to get records in the hands of people who don't visit record shops." The balloons were made of biodegradable latex and were attached to the singles with natural twine, so things were very eco-friendly. [LAtimes]

Red Hot Chili Peppers dropped a free live EP online for their fans

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The band offered fans a five-track collection of songs recorded during their 2011 European tour as a free download. The EP includes classic cuts "Give It Away", "If You Have To Ask" and "Dani California". It also contains "Look Around" and "Monarchy of Roses" from their "I'm With You" album. [DigitalSpy]

 

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Just when you thought we'd reached the nadir of Adam Sandler films, a sequel to Grown-Ups is in the works, and the human alpaca that is Taylor Lautner will be in the cast.