Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes full Marion Berry, gets caught smoking crack on tape.
Protip: If you're going to lock someone up while you burglarize their home, don't lock them up in their gun closet.
Woman at play won't turn off cell phone, so a fellow theater-goer grabs it and throws it out the door.
OK....who bought the topless painting of Bea Arthur for $2M??
Fred Armisen and Jason Sudekis are leaving SNL.
"Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina." (with sfw video).
CDC study says when you jump into a public pool, there's a 68% chance that that is not a Baby Ruth.